The Bingo Comic
When was the last time I said this...
If I don't win tonight,
He always wins,
I'll never play here again,
I'll buy more the next time I win,
It's got to be fixed,
Switch the caller,
Shake your balls,
Was B-15 called,
I should have stayed home tonight,
I never won with this caller,
What's a six pack,
I only needed one number,
I just had to get out of the house,
That number comes up every game,
I played the wrong card,
She's sitting in my lucky seat,
After putting up with this for some time Ed gets annoyed, turns to Jeff angrily and asks, “Look, why don’t you do your own sheet?”
Jeff replies, “I can’t Ed, it’s full!”
Sue was on the telephone to her friend Pat, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Pat said, ”My husband said I had to choose between him and bingo……. I'm gonna miss him …..!!”
A Bingo Prayer
As I lay me down to slumber,
All I need is one more number,
When to the big game I go,
I pray the Lord I yell BINGO.
Jane was a bingo nut. She played every possible minute. One day at bingo Jane stopped playing to take a moment of silence as a funeral procession went on outside. Jane's bingo friend told her what a nice gesture that was. Jane said it was the least she could do after 25 years of marriage.
What did the bingo chip say to the bingo card?
I've got you covered.
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